Nov 10 2008
Texan in NewYork
A guy from a village in Texas left to NewYork to shop.
The lady in the shop: What do you want sir?
Texan: A shirt
L: Size?
T: 56 inch
L: 56 inch? That is too big sir. In NewYork no one hardly asks for more than 42. Anyways I’ll get one made for you. What else sir?
T: Shoe. Size 12
L: This is again a big number! In NewYork the highest available size is 10. I’ll get this for you. Anything else sir?
T: A Pant of size 50 and I know it is big.
L: Yes sir. Even this is big. Anything else?
T: Thats all for now.
L: Okay sir. Please wait outside and I’ll get them ready for you in an hour.
After an hour, the lady hands over the items to the Texan along with the bill.
L: Sir! Before you leave I would like to ask something.
T: I know what you want to ask. You want to know how big is mine.
L: Yes sir. You have got me right.
T: Its 4 inches.
L: Four inches. But in NewYork itslef I’ve seen many which are much bigger. Howcome you are….
T: Four inches from floor ma’m
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