Nov 16 2008
Indian and Pakistan
On the borders of India there lived two farmers, one Indian and the other a Pakistani. The Indian owned a hen and the farmer had a huge lawn. The Indian guy’s hen laid an egg each day somewhere in the Pakistani’s lawn, which the Indian used to pick.
One day, as the hen laid an egg, the Pakistani came running to it and took the egg. The Indian, who saw this asked the other guy to give back the egg, as it was laid by his hen. However, the Pakistani refused on the grounds that the egg was found in his lawn. Both of them argued for hours together.
Finally the Pakistani said, “We have a method to solve these kinds of disputes. Each of us will kick the other guy in his balls. The guy who takes more time to recover will lose the egg”
The Indian agrees to this, goes back to his home and gets two of his heaviest shoes. He wears the shoe and kicks the Pakistani as hard as he can in his balls. The Pakistani, after receiving the kick, falls to the floor clutching his balls in his hand and suffers for almost 10 minutes after which he gets up and says, “Now its my turn”
The Indian replies - “Keep the damn egg for yourself!”
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