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Nov 22 2008

Blonde - Ventriloquist

Published by aparna at 10:43 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

A ventriloquist was on his tour through a state and had his show in a small town one night. There was huge response to the show and the ventriloquist started his show. With his dummy on his knee the guy started talking to it in a humorous way. Most of his jokes were ‘blonde jokes’ ridiculing the blondes.

All of a sudden a blonde lady from the audience stood up and freaked out. She started shouting at the ventriloquist -

“Why the hell do you guys keep telling us these dumb blonde jokes. I want to know in what way do you link the intelligence of a person to the color of her hair. It is because of these dumb jokes that women are still being considered dumb and not respected equally with men. You are not just discriminating the blondes but all the women just for the sake of protecting your male dominance. You are suppressing us from exhibiting our full potential with these kind of shows”

As she was continuing, the ventriloquist was really moved and started feeling sorry for the kind of jokes he had been telling. He thought he should apologize and said “Mam..”

The blonde said “Gentle Man! You please stay out of this. I’m talking to that guy sitting on your lap. Let him say what he has to say!”

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