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There is a restaurant in the hills of China. One day a Panda comes to the restaurant and orders for a beer. The owner of the restaurant was pleased to have a Panda as his customer and delivers the order.

The Panda starts having the beer and then suddenly pulls out a gun hidden beneath his fur. He then shoots one of the bearers in the restaurant and kills him. He then finishes the beer and gets up to leave the bar.

Now the bar owner stops him and freaks out. What the hell did you do? Why did you kill my bearer and now you are trying to leave even without paying for the beer.

The Panda replies, “You don’t seem to know what a Panda means. Just go back and check out”

The owner gets a dictionary to check what a Panda means and this is what he finds..

“A Panda is a white and black mammal that eats shoots and leaves”

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