Nov 28 2008
Big One
In an unfortunate accident Mr. Norris was killed and his body was to be cremated. The body was taken to a mortician who started working on it. As the mortician was working on the dead body, he observed that Mr. Norris has an astonishingly large private part which the mortician had never seen before.
He says to himself that such a big private part should not be created and should be stored for the future generations to see and the researchers to work on. So, he removes Mr. Norris’s private part and keeps it in jar. He then continued with his work and left to his home.
As soon as he reached home, he called his wife and said that he would show something to surprise her. He pulled out the jar and showed the extra-ordinarily large part in the jar.
His wife screamed, “Mr. Norris is dead?”
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