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There was an English class going on in an elite school in an Indian metro. The mistress was teaching ’sentence construction’ based on a word. At the end of the class she asked the class to construct a sentence using the word ‘fascinate’.

Immediately a smart girl in the class stood up and said, “Last summer we went to JogFalls and it was quite fascinating”.

The mistress appreciated the girl but said that she wanted a sentence with the word ‘fascinate’ and not any other form of the word.

So the same girl tried again and this time said, “Yesterday I watched the feats of Elephant in the circus and I was fascinated”

The mistress said that she again went wrong and asked some one else in the class to give it a try.

A boy from the last bench stood up to answer. As this guy was known for crude language the teacher hesitated but she had to let him answer the question.

He said, “My sister has a jacket with ten buttons to it and she has such large boobs that she can only fasten 8 of the ten buttons”.

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