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A blonde gave birth to a cute little baby. However, after she turned mother, she observed a difference in her husband’s behavior and doubted that he is cheating on her. So observed him for many days and finally asked the guy one day, “Are you cheating on me and seeing other girls”

The husband denied and said that he is honest to her. However, the blonde argued with him citing many proofs. The husband was finally irritated and freaked at her.

“Yes! I’m cheating on you. Not with just one girl, but I had been sleeping with seven girls for the past one year. You may get out of my house and if you want you may take your kid with you”

The blonde remained silent for sometime and then said, “Sure. I’ll leave. But when you were sleeping with so many girls, how can I be sure that this kid is really my son?”

blonde joke, blonde comedy, relationship joke

Two guys named Bob and John went out trekking on a mountain far away from John’s home. After the guys reached the top of the mountain, Bob looked around and found that they can see John’s home standing on the cliff. Bob pulled out his binoculars to look at John’s wife and to his surprise found John’s wife with another man in bed.

He turned at John and said, “John! Your wife is cheating on you. I can see her with another guy from here”

Jon replied, “I always had this doubt and now it is confirmed. I’m done with her. Just kill both of them. Shoot the bitch right in her head with one shot and blast the guy’s private parts with the second. I do not want them anymore”

Bob replied, “I can do that with a single shot”

[relation ship joke, gun shots comedy, dirty joke]

An old couple went on a vacation where the man saw a pair of genuine Cow Boy shoes. He always wanted to own such a pair and so immediately bought the pair, without his wife’s knowledge. After they reached home, he wanted to surprise his wife. So he went into his room, put on his old cow buy attire and wore his new Coy Boy shoe and stood in front of his wife.

However, there was no reaction from his wife. So he asked his wife, “Dear! Do you see anything different in me?”

The wife replied that she didn’t find anything different. The man was disappointed. So he went back into his room, undressed himself and came out just with the new shoes on him and stood in front of his wife.

The lady gave a weird look and continued with her work. The man asked her again if she can see something interesting. She looked at him and said, “Not at all interesting, Its been hanging all the time and even now it is hanging.”

This turned the man furious. He shouted at her, “Do you know why it is hanging down? Did you ever think why it is hanging down? It is hanging down because it is looking at my new cow boy shoes. Do you understand?”

The wife turned at him with the same old expression, looked into his eyes and said, “You should have bought a new cow boy hat!”

[cow boy joke, wife husband joke, dirty joke]

There was a huge fire accident in a building where hundreds of couples gathered to celebrate. Unfortunately all the couples are dead and were taken to the Heaven.

The check-in process started at the Hell and Lord Indra asked all the ladies to move to a different room for the check-in process. Then Indra wanted to amuse himself by talking to the men in his room. So, he asked all of them to form two different lines. All the men who dominated their wives in their lifetime should form one queue and all the men who were dominated by their wives should form the other, said Indra.

After a few minutes he was surprised to see 99 men in the queue of being dominated and only one person in the queue of dominating the wife.

Indra was surprised by seeing that 99 out of 100 men were dominated by their wives. He turned to them and said,

“You make me feel ashamed. I created you as one of my own kind. I gave you more physical strength. I made you inherently aggressive and I also made you insensitive to others feelings, but still you were dominated all through the life by your wives. Shame on your part. Look at this guy. He dominated his wife and he is my real son”

Saying so he turned at the man in the other queue and said, “Son! Tell all of them how you managed to dominate your wife all through your life”

The man replied, “Actually my wife asked me not to move from here still she came back!”

[heaven joke, dominating gender comedy, men women joke]

A man was not at all romantic but always wanted to impress his wife with his ‘romanticism’. Unfortunately he is more stupid than romantic. One day, he took his wife out for a dinner and decided he should be romantic with his wife. He did not know what to do and started observing other couples in the restaurant.

He say the man on the next table picking up a spoon of sugar and saying, “Have this sugar, sugar!”.

He then saw another couple where the man said, “Have this honey, honey!”

He liked this idea and was very pleased with himself on how romantic he is gonna be with his wife. So he looked at and picked it up from the table and said to his wife, “Have this Ham, Pig!”

[restaurant joke, romantic husband comedy]

A couple decided to go on a vacation to Delhi. However, they had a very hectic schedule and thus could not adjust their schedules to travel each other. So the husband started on Wednesday and the wife decided to go the following day. The husband decided to go and take a hotel in Delhi, before his wife arrives.

So, the husband left to Delhi, went to a hotel and took a room. As he entered the room, he observed the hotel had computers connected to Internet in each room. So he thought of sending an e-mail to his wife. He composed a mail and sent it without realizing that he missed a letter in the email address.

Far away in the city of Mumbai, a widow returned home after the burial of her husband who died the previous day. As she entered the house, she decided to check mail, expecting condolences from her relatives.

She opened the mail box and fainted on seeing this mail in her inbox.

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve arrived

Hey! I know you might be surprised to see this mail, but these guys have computers here now and we are allowed to send e-mails free of cost. I’ve arrived safe here and checked in just now. I’ll make all arrangements for your arrival tomorrow morning. Looking forward to see you tomorrow. Hope you will have a good journey as mine. Love You.

[email joke, funny email, email comedy]

One fine morning a blonde saw her boyfriend with another girl and started suspecting the guy of a secret affair. So wanted to find out for herself and also punish the guy if he really had an affair. So she went to an ammunition store and bought a pistol and tucked it in her purse. She then left to the guy’s house.

As she opened the door, she found her boyfriend in bed with another girl. The blonde got pissed off and decided to kill the guy and put her hand in the purse to get the gun. As she was pulling out the pistol, she was so distressed about what she saw and decided to kill herself also.

So, she pulled out the gun and pointed it to her forehead. The guy on seeing this shouted, “Don’t kill yourself please”

The blonde replied, “Just shut up and get ready. You are the next one to be shot dead”

[blonde joke, blonde shooting herself, blonde comedy]

After the Mumbai attacks, India has declared a was on its neighbor Pakistan. The war was very fierce and continued on and on for months and finally ended. At the end of the war, India had lost around 2million soldiers and was economically broken. So the world countries have decided to help the country recover its past glory.

England has decided to give food supplies to the needy in the country for one full year.

 Russia has offered medical support and some troops to control the rages within the country.

Arabic countries promised to send oil supplies to meet the energy needs in India.

United States also wanted to be good. So, it sent 2million Indians residing in US back to India to replace the lost 2 million soldiers.

[united states joke, india war comedy]

Little Johnny wanted to know about the God. So he went to his mother to ask her how the god looks. He approached her and said, “Mom! Is God black in color or white?”

His mother did not know how to answer this and said, “God is both black and white Johnny!”

Inquisitive Johnny posed another question - “Is God male or female”.

The mother gave a similar answer and said god is both female and male.

Johnny went on asking her if God is gay or straight.

He mother was irked at this question but controlled herself and said, “God is both gay and straight and you better stop these questions”

Johnny said, “One last question mom. Does that mean God is Michael Jackson?”

[Michael Jackson joke, Michael Jackson comedy, god joke]

A lady gave birth to a baby and immediately the nurse took the baby to the cleaning room to clean the baby. She returned after a few minutes with the baby wrapped in a huge soft towel and told the mother, “Congrats! You gave birth to a healthy girl child and I can see the eagerness in your face to look at her”.

The mother raised from her bed to take her baby from the nurse and have a first look. So, the nurse started unwrapping the baby from the towel and as she was handing the baby to the mother, dropped the baby on the floor.

The mother was shocked on seeing this. However, the nurse remained cool and said, “Not a problem. She is fine”.

Saying so, the nurse bent down to pick the baby and suddenly stamped the face of the baby and in an attempt to take away her leg, kicked the baby across the room.

The mother almost fainted looking at this and shouted at the nurse, “What the hell are you doing?”

The nurse went to the baby who was kicked across the room, picked the baby, unwrapped it and threw the baby out of the window.

The mother couldn’t speak a word.

Then the nurse said with a smile, “Did you forget that this is April 1st. You baby was born dead. April Fool!”

 [If you liked this joke, you are biiggg psycho like me]