Dec 05 2008
Dog and Turtle
A man enters a bar with his pet dog and observes another man at the front door with his turtle on the table. The turtle is heavily wounded and bandaged.
On seeing this, the first man asks, “What is wrong with your turtle?”
The guy with the turtle replies, “Wrong with my turtle? Absolutely nothing is wrong with it. In fact I can bet a thousand bucks that my turtle can defeat your dog in a race to reach the other end of the bar”
The guy with the dog was elated and says, “I’ll take the bet”
So the two guys place thousand bucks each with the bar tender and prepare for the competition. The bar tender says, “One … Two … Three .. Go!”
The Dog immediately takes off and the guy with the turtle throws his turtle to the other end of the bar!
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