Dec 22 2008
Nurse joke
A lady gave birth to a baby and immediately the nurse took the baby to the cleaning room to clean the baby. She returned after a few minutes with the baby wrapped in a huge soft towel and told the mother, “Congrats! You gave birth to a healthy girl child and I can see the eagerness in your face to look at her”.
The mother raised from her bed to take her baby from the nurse and have a first look. So, the nurse started unwrapping the baby from the towel and as she was handing the baby to the mother, dropped the baby on the floor.
The mother was shocked on seeing this. However, the nurse remained cool and said, “Not a problem. She is fine”.
Saying so, the nurse bent down to pick the baby and suddenly stamped the face of the baby and in an attempt to take away her leg, kicked the baby across the room.
The mother almost fainted looking at this and shouted at the nurse, “What the hell are you doing?”
The nurse went to the baby who was kicked across the room, picked the baby, unwrapped it and threw the baby out of the window.
The mother couldn’t speak a word.
Then the nurse said with a smile, “Did you forget that this is April 1st. You baby was born dead. April Fool!”
[If you liked this joke, you are biiggg psycho like me]
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