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An old couple went on a vacation where the man saw a pair of genuine Cow Boy shoes. He always wanted to own such a pair and so immediately bought the pair, without his wife’s knowledge. After they reached home, he wanted to surprise his wife. So he went into his room, put on his old cow buy attire and wore his new Coy Boy shoe and stood in front of his wife.

However, there was no reaction from his wife. So he asked his wife, “Dear! Do you see anything different in me?”

The wife replied that she didn’t find anything different. The man was disappointed. So he went back into his room, undressed himself and came out just with the new shoes on him and stood in front of his wife.

The lady gave a weird look and continued with her work. The man asked her again if she can see something interesting. She looked at him and said, “Not at all interesting, Its been hanging all the time and even now it is hanging.”

This turned the man furious. He shouted at her, “Do you know why it is hanging down? Did you ever think why it is hanging down? It is hanging down because it is looking at my new cow boy shoes. Do you understand?”

The wife turned at him with the same old expression, looked into his eyes and said, “You should have bought a new cow boy hat!”

[cow boy joke, wife husband joke, dirty joke]

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