Dec 30 2008
Murder joke
Two guys named Bob and John went out trekking on a mountain far away from John’s home. After the guys reached the top of the mountain, Bob looked around and found that they can see John’s home standing on the cliff. Bob pulled out his binoculars to look at John’s wife and to his surprise found John’s wife with another man in bed.
He turned at John and said, “John! Your wife is cheating on you. I can see her with another guy from here”
Jon replied, “I always had this doubt and now it is confirmed. I’m done with her. Just kill both of them. Shoot the bitch right in her head with one shot and blast the guy’s private parts with the second. I do not want them anymore”
Bob replied, “I can do that with a single shot”
[relation ship joke, gun shots comedy, dirty joke]