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Jan 08 2009

Little Johnny joke

Published by aparna at 9:24 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

Little Johnny was playing in the garden when a swarm of honey bees entered his kingdom. Johnny waited for some time but after some time lost his patience. He picked up a baseball bat and started crushing the bees with his bat. Johnny’s father looked at this aggressive behavior of Johnny. His father looked at him for some time and said, “Ok. No Honey for you for a month”, and walked away.

A few months later, Johnny was again playing in the garden and being spring time there were many butterflies in the garden. The psycho in Johnny woke up and he started stomping the butterflies. His father saw this, reached Johnny and said, “Ok. No butter for one month”

A few days later, Johnny was with his mom in the Kitchen. His mom saw a few cockroaches in a the kitchen. She freaked out on the sight of them and started stomping the cockroaches. Johnny looked at this father and said, “Will you tell her or should I tell her”

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One Response to “Little Johnny joke”

  1. seandonlandon 14 Jan 2009 at 8:01 am edit this

    Haha, Little Johnny Jokes Rule. Keep’em coming!

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