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Little Johnny’s mother visited their home one day. Johnny went to the lady and started asking her some strange questions. Their conversation went as follows.

Johhny: Aunty! What is your age?

Aunty: Johnny! This is not a question to ask a lady.

Johnny: Thats ok. How much do you weigh?

Aunty: You should never ask a lady questions like these, Johnny!

Johnny: Ohh… Can you atleast tell me if you are good in bed with Uncle?

Aunty: Johnny! Just go away. Why do you ask such stupid questions?

Johnny left the place and came back to Aunty after a few hours and said,

Johnny: Aunty! Though you did not answer my questions I found the answers to all the questions.

Aunty: What?

Johnny: Yes. Your age is 35, right?

Aunty: Yes and how do you know that?

Johnny: I also know your weight. Your weight is 135 pounds.

Aunty: Okay. Stop it and tell me how you know all this?

Johnny: Here it is. I found your driving license and it has your age, weight. See here. It also explains that you are not good in bed with uncle. You got an ‘F’ grade in Sex.

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