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A man lost his way in a huge desert and was there in the lonely desert for ten years without seeing a single human. The man got used to living alone in a desert and stopped trying to get out of the desert. After ten long years, a beautiful blonde who is researching on deserts finds this man in the desert and after observing him for some time realizes that the man lives in this lonely desert.

She feels sorry for the man and approaches him and asks him how long it has been since he smoked a cigarette.  The man replied that he never saw a cigarette for the last ten years. The blonde then, unzipped the right arm of her dress and out came a pack of cigarettes. She handed the pack and a lighter to the man who enjoyed the smoke after thanking her.

The lady, then asked him how long it has been since he had a drink. The man replied its been ten years and wondered if the lady has one. Sure enough, the blonde unzipped the wight arm of her dress and pulled out a whisky bottle and handed it to the man. The man took a long swallow and looked thankfully at the lady for all that she has done.

The blonde then asked the man how long it had been since he had ultimate fun in his life. Saying so, she started unzipping her dress in the front and getting naked.

The man said, “Wait! Don’t say that you have golf courts there”

[ultimate fun joke, men comedy]

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