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One day, Little Johnny was told by his neighboring teenage friend that all adults keep some weird secrets and that adults can be blackmailed by saying the magic phrase, “I know the fact”, though you know nothing about them.

Johnny wanted to try this and so approached his father and said, “I know the fact”. His father was surprised and immediately gave him a $50 bill and asked not to talk to anyone about it. Johnny was amused by the result and went out to spend the money he earned.

The following month, he went to his mom and said, “I know the fact”. His mom was shocked and immediately hands him a $20 bill and asks him to go to his friends place. Johhnny once again spends the money at his will.

The following week, Johnny sees his milk man at the entrance and uses his magic phrase, “I know the fact”

To Johnny’s surprise, the milkman was elated on hearing these words, dropped his milk can, fell on his knees and said, “Great! Come and give your real father a hug!”

[relations joke, johnny comedy]

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