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Jan 16 2009

Classroom joke

Published by aparna at 11:41 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

In a biology class room for fifth grade kids, their teacher put a question - Which body part grows ten times larger when stimulated?

The class was silent as no one could think of the answer. After a few minutes, a little girl stood up in and said, “You should be ridiculous to put such a question to kids like us. I’ll tell my parents about this and they will talk to the principal and he will take care of you”

However, the teacher simple ignored her, looked away and said, “Can any one answer this question?”

The little girl was irked by this behavior and said to her benchmate in a rather loud voice, “The mistress is buying some trouble”

The teacher still ignored her and looked at the class for an answer when a little guy in the class stood up and hesitatingly said, “The pupil of the eye”

The teacher was impressed by the correct answer and appreciated the young kid.

She then looked at the young girl and said, “I have three things to tell you. First of all, you did not read the homework I gave you yesterday. Secondly, you have a dirty mind and lastly, after you grow up, you will be highly disappointed!”

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